@WTFConfesslon: Dumb bitch
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@hazelmotes1: Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink.
@SortaBad: I've been informed by TSA that my man-bun is not allowed on the plane. They fear a riot from horny women clamoring to sit next to me
@Abusitron: *runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*