Every Facebook post:
*Girl posts lyrics*
Elderly woman comments “Hi lucy. you’re so grown up. We miss you. Tell your mom ill call Wednesday”

You Might Also Like


My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he’s a seasoned vet.


My mom said if I try to storm Area 51 that I’m grounded, so I guess I’m out, you guys.


I’m not saying four kids is too many, I’m just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that’s all.


we’re a divided nation, conflicting on class, ideology, creed, and yet there is one thing we can come all together on, no matter what: younger brothers play Luigi


Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms.


*approaches girl in bar*
*passes right through her*
*i’ve been dead for 73 years*


When this is all over, I’m going to miss only waving at neighbours from a distance.


Robber: Give me your phone and don’t try anything funny. *looks at my tweets* Ok, I see that you haven’t.


Angel: what’s that thing for?

God: that’s the uterus. It carries life

Angel: oh nice. so it just hangs out quietly for years until there’s a baby in it?

God: lol no