@BiIIMurray: Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.
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@ArfMeasures: BOUNCER: No, you're not getting in, just go home ME: *slips him some money* BOUNCER: What's this? ME *whispering so my friends don't hear* thank you
@AndyAsAdjective: My fly was down the entire day & I didn't notice. So I'm taking him out for drinks after work. Hopefully that'll help cheer him up a bit.
@Playing_Dad: Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online