@TheReal_AndyMac: Every television should come with the volume setting, "Eating Chips".
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@DaddyJew: 7: can I have a pop tart? Me: we're going to eat dinner soon 7: this will be my dinner Me: fine but at least have a strawberry one
@BrendanHealy4: Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'
@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 cards in the world, library, get well, business, gift, and Captain Jean Luc Pi.