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@IGotsSmarts: Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough.
@robdelaney: I miss James Gandolfini. Not least because his last name means “small wizard”.
@McGrumpenstein: *reaches the end of the rainbow
*discovers leprechauns guarding ripe avocados
@DurtMcHurtt: What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff.
@TheTweetOfGod: Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times.
@stephenjmolloy: Me: "I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please."
Man: "That isn't how a food bank works, sir."