@SaveItForFest: Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in.
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@HardmanRick: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER
@rickolantern: They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night In a fight a with a bouncer
@NOTVIKING: her: i’m leaving you me: is it because i only listen to blink-182? her: no it’s because you spent all our money opening a bar that only plays blink-182 and you gave it a stupid name me: [under breath] what’s stupid about drink-182
@CornOnTheGoblin: her: this isn't going to work out me: [mouthful of mashed potatoes] ith id bu- her: yes it's because of the mashed potatoes