@SaveItForFest: Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in.
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@caithuls: Easiest way to make friends? Craigslist Hardest way? Hmm probably putting your chin on a stranger's shoulder from behind them at an Arby's
@Humor_Fetish: "Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend
@sofarrsogud: ME: Omg I love making up stupid words too! HER: No, spelunking is a thing ME: Ha ha, absototesly.
@TheNardvark: Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot