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@sixfootcandy: [family brunch]
Sister: We'd love you to be our daughter's godmother.
Me: No thank you. Please pass the syrup.

[family brunch]
Sister: We’d love you to be our daughter’s godmother.
Me: No thank you. Please pass the syrup.

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