@TheFunnyWorId: I don't know why I'm laughing 😂😂

@BuckyIsotope: [wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?

@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.

@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".

@Birdhumms: A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space.