Soldier Dying on Omaha Beach.
“dont forget to tell my wife i love her…
and…and…honor me every year with a
Few people talk about Hitler’s other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper.
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[my funeral service]
my widow: he will surely be remembered for being such a terrible liar who faked his own death several times..aaand there he is at the back in the stupid big hat. i’d like to apologise to everyone here once again
I think it’s a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone’s first guess is “constipation.”
Because you know I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble. I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble.
Happy one month anniversary to whatever is inside that Tupperware bowl in the back of the fridge!
Relationship Status: we made our marriage counselor cry.
If you’re going to fight, fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark.
And brother, it’s starting to rain.
Jesus take the wheel…let the clutch out easy
Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission
Jesus: Don’t test my mercy
WIFE: Can I get your wallet from your back pocket?
ME: [current world hula champion] You can try