@Boleyngirly: Fine. I'll rush you to the hospital, but then we're doing what I want.
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@NathanBgood: Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I’m still glad to see you though.
@surrealvehicle: [Job Interview] INTERVIEWER: This isn't exactly a glowing reference ME: You're supposed to read it in the dark stupid
@Barknado69: Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time