@dannyboy7813: First date the man should pick up the bill. In the absence of a bill look for William instead.
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@faisaladam_: In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.
@lecalabara: I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you." So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that
@c_always_wright: high school was the free trial version of college. “if you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000”
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.