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@noodlegrip: [First date]
Her:

Me: [thinking girls like responsibility] I’ve got a license

Her:

Me: [but also danger] to kill

Her:

Me: [but not red flags] ducks

Her: [secretly two ducks in a little black dress] *nervously puts down one of the never ending breadsticks*

[First date]
Her: 

Me: [thinking girls like responsibility] I’ve got a license

Her: 

Me: [but also danger] to kill 

Her:

Me: [but not red flags] ducks

Her: [secretly two ducks in a little black dress] *nervously puts down one of the never ending breadsticks*

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