I’ve reached the point in my life where I’m ready for a life partner. But I’d probably be just as content with a cheeseburger.
ME: Do you want children?
ME: Me too.
HER: That’s great!
ME: [gestures to next table] How ‘bout those?
ME: *whispers* Where are you parked?
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I have no idea who these famous people are. We need to go back to three channels.
So,where you from?
[eyes turn black]
T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L
Oh nice. ever miss it?
Y e s
[First day as a beaver]
I have some overdue fees at the library, if you’re into bad boys.
[creating the Minotaur]
Zeus: you want a bull centaur?
Zeus: but pissed off all the time?
Zeus: *thinks a while* so let’s just give it the front half of the bull.
Zeus: like a hairy Ken doll
HER: I’m leaving you
HER: u lie to me constantly
ME: ha! u don’t just leave the man who invented the spatula Amber
In 1974 I helped a man called “Falcon” throw a heavy bag into the river.That nite on the news, I learned what it was: 300lbs of used condoms