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@stevevsninjas: [first day as a surgeon]
Nurse: you can't operate on a patient without gloves!
Me: of course. we don't want his hands getting cold.

[first day as a surgeon]
Nurse: you can’t operate on a patient without gloves!
Me: of course.  we don’t want his hands getting cold.

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