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@IchBin_Rob: [First day as an exterminator]

Me: *pointing to giant, dead mouse on floor* He won't be bothering you anymore.

Chuck E. Cheese Manager: OH MY GOD

[First day as an exterminator]

Me: *pointing to giant, dead mouse on floor* He won’t be bothering you anymore. 

Chuck E. Cheese Manager: OH MY GOD

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