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@markydoodoo: [first person to see an ostrich]
Check out that chicken horse.
@GingerHotDish: Cortana, where is the closest Taco Bell?
There's a Weight Watchers meeting 1 mile away from you.
*Note to self: Never call Siri Cortana*
me: this is a stick up!
bank teller: [whispering] turn the gun around
me: what? omg i’m so embarrassed
bank teller: lol first time?
me: is it that obvious?
bank teller: you’re doing great sweetie
@bourgeoisalien: [dies, meets god]
@SexySpainNights: *Unplugs your smart car to charge phone
@IamEveryDayPpl: *enters contest*
Contest: "Wrong hole."