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@Donna_McCoy: Fitbit: Time for a walk
Me: *walks to snack machine
@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her
Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name?
Kid: "Sorry," I think
@IGotsSmarts: "Oh. My. God." - the first duck to eat bread.
@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
@AbbyHasIssues: Kate Middleton is 36 and just had her third royal baby.
I'm 36 and just had an almond I found in my sports bra.
Guess we're both living the dream.
@AndrewNadeau0: [3rd Date]
*To myself* ok, you really like this girl. Just play it cool, detached.
ME: I don't even care what season we get married in.