@MindyFurano: Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.
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@sushimonsterc: Sorry, can't. My husband is having a snoring contest with the dog and apparently I'm the judge.
@_ElvishPresley_: cop: looks like the groom was murdered by his best man detective: so you're saying it was a *removes sunglasses* homiecide cop: I don't get it detective: bc you have no friends, neil
@buck4itt: Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder.