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@xysist: For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank.
@MommaUnfiltered: GPS: turn left onto High Street
Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way.
@Megatronic13: Me: You wanna know how I got these scars??
Batman: no, not really-
Me: *slamming my fist on the table* ACNE
@murrman5: "you're too polite"
I am not
[two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers
@mishakey: DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN
@DanMentos: *takes personality test*