@punished_picnic: For sale: baby shoes. tried to wear them. didn’t realise they were for a baby.
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@WilliamAder: The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.
@Wakenbake77: Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone.
@climaxximus: therapist: you need to enjoy the little things me: like ants therapist: not exactly me: [nodding] baby ants
@djdarrellripley: Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!