@Manda_like_wine: For some reason, whenever anyone in my house gets a Lush bath bomb we all stand ceremoniously around the tub and quietly watch it dissolve. Today, a minute into colourful bubbling, my 11yo turns to me and whispers, "what the hell are we doing?"
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@Shade510: My coworker left two hours ago. Unfortunately his cologne stuck around for some overtime.
@Ristolable: Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars