@HallpassCanada: For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be.
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@hippieswordfish: 'maybe the world wasn't ready for pizza perfume' i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other
@PinkCamoTO: Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.
@treydayway: Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive.
@JohnLyonTweets: Disney movies taught me there's nothing I can't accomplish as long as my parents die a brutal untimely death.