Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn’t that right, Mistake?
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
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He told me I was too pretty not to smile.
So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose.
Now I’m smiling.
The wife declined my suggestion we try a different position in the bedroom for a change.
Apparently she’s more than satisfied with the existing two rooms/two beds arrangement.
*weird horror movie sounds*
me: it’s okay, it was just the cat
cat: ah hell nah
*looks at you in batman voice*
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1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and
2. Imply that I have spare change.