It’s ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.
Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it’s like I walked for no reason.
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Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
[after giving cpr]
him: ??? ????? ?? ????
him: ???? ??? ????
me: I inhaled helium first
It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones.
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
This was the Moment when twitter decided to double the Size of its Application.
Kid: Now can I stare at the sun?
Wife: I can’t find my phone
Me: Want me to call it?
Wife: Sure, I –
Me: PHONE, HERE BOY
Best coffee I ever had was the one that stayed on my bumper for 7 miles
Washing my hands to an entire Pink Floyd album.
That should do it.