Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs.
Four dentists: Use this toothpaste that prevents cavities
Fifth dentist: You guys know how we make a living, right?
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ok, now say it again so my wife hears
“you’re too big for this ride, sir”
Would you rather fight one 800lb gorilla or 800 1lb gorillas that trust you as their parent?
I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.
It’s too bad u can’t safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.
6: What’s the Roman numeral for 4?
What’s the Roman numeral for 6?
Me: I don’t know. They named the movie Rocky Balboa.
I’m into the “girl next door” type. Until the restraining order takes effect and I have to move.
Then I’m into the “cute, angry girl that’s always 50ft away from me” type.
March: Complete Lockdown
April: 70s bush is back
“What’s your biggest weakness?”
“I don’t think-”
“I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night”