Pooh: There’s a rumbly in my tumbly
Pooh: There’s. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly
Pooh: I’m hungry
Piglet: Say that then
friend: don’t worry so much
me: omg why what will happen
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Thought for the day:
Shouldn’t you really have more than one thought each day?
I once told a guy that I was really into physics so he surprised me with a copy of Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time and that was the exact moment I remembered the word I was looking for was psychics.
Friend: How many calories does heartache burn?
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
My tattoos aren’t braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them.
Unless you’re hot, then you get the secret taste option.
COP: don’t worry sir, we’ll find your kids as soon as we can.
ME: no hurry.
“You run like you’re making fun of running.” -my brother
let’s make a deal: if we’re both single when we’re 40 we’ll meet up together in a neutral area and hunt each other for sport
*everyone does the macarena but like really ironically*
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