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@Cycloptomese: Friend: Dude, you just ran a stop sign.
Me: No cop, no stop.
Friend: Why'd you just run over that frog?
Me: No cop, no hop!
Friend: Oh my god! YOU JUST HIT A JANITOR!
Me: NO COP, NO MOP!