Never read the comments. Unless you’re posting a comment. Then, read all the comments, because 40 other people already said that, genius.
FRIEND: Pretend like you’re not too interested
DATE: My grandmother recently passed away
ME: Who cares
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And illuminate the no
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*Snowman wakes up in hospital*
“What happened to me?!”
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