Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Follow us on Instagram. That's it, don't make us say cringy things like YouTubers say at the end of their videos. Click here to follow us

@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact:

Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride.

Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn’t like The Princess Bride.
34 comments

COMMENTS

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

@Sickayduh: In the future, our grandchildren will ask why skyscrapers skip the 45th floor.

1

@unravelingfire: Trainer: How often do you exercise? Me: Not that often. Wait, does sex count as exercise? T: Uhhh sure. M: Ok then still not that often

1

@Kirangandhi: I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up

1

@SortaBad: Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere

1

@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.

1
↑