Games are for those who like to restrict themselves arbitrarily to certain actions for a specified period of time in the hopes of “winning.”

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I believe in “you’re stupid” at first sight.


If Skyrim has taught me anything, it’s that you should always check people’s urns for gold. Don’t be afraid. Pull grandma off the mantle.


What I say:
Please don’t jump on the sofa arm.

What they hear:
Kids, this is a pommel horse. Enjoy.


I’m just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for.


Me: Why am I suddenly sick?
Friend: Probably the change in the Weather
Weather: *uncharacteristically puts poison in my coffee*


I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.


If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.