@Sorrowscopes: Gemini: Invisible hands draw closer to your throat. Also, an Adobe software update is available. It will require a restart.
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@Shade510: * Dentist is singing along to a Maroon 5 song as he’s drilling in my mouth. Me: (holds up finger to pause) Can you turn that up? Dentist: The music? Me: No. The drill. Dentist:
@: I texted my husband “I want pizza but I need to go to the gym” in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied “Same, let’s get pizza” and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat
@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
@Jake_Vig: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.