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@Urfavdog: *gets taste of own medicine*
Yep this is my medicine
@mollymcnearney: About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead.
@samalmightysam: Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'
@Shen_the_Bird: robber: alright everybody hit the floor!
me, wearing applebottom jeans and the boots with the fur: my time has come
@OtherDanOBrien: GUY: Your logic is flawed. According to experts-
ME: Excuse me, but I practiced this argument in my head & you're saying the wrong things
@dblackattack: It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict.