*lights a scented candle in my house
*gets texted 500 miles away from my mother
Please watch those candles
getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community
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Mr. Buffalo: And a boy
Me: So, I guess you could say he’s your…
Change is always hard….
Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies.
A good way to get people to stop showing you baby pictures is after each one say, “Can I keep this?”
_’D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat
I’d like to solve the puzzle
Yes, go ahead
No, I’d like to..
Note from 5yo:
“I need help with my meth.”
I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.
Me, after seeing photos of myself: Maybe I DO need to exercise and eat healthy.
Also me: *double-fisting two glasses of chocolate milk at midnight*
TONIGHT ON HOUSE HUNTERS
*extremely Australian accent*
This here house is one of the most deadly in the world. Imma poke it with a stick