getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community

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*lights a scented candle in my house

*gets texted 500 miles away from my mother

Please watch those candles


Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl


Mr. Buffalo: And a boy

Me: So, I guess you could say he’s your…



Change is always hard….

Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.


I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies.


A good way to get people to stop showing you baby pictures is after each one say, “Can I keep this?”


_’D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat
Go ahead
I’d like to solve the puzzle
Yes, go ahead
No, I’d like to..


Note from 5yo:

“I need help with my meth.”

I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.


Me, after seeing photos of myself: Maybe I DO need to exercise and eat healthy.

Also me: *double-fisting two glasses of chocolate milk at midnight*



*extremely Australian accent*
This here house is one of the most deadly in the world. Imma poke it with a stick