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@ArfMeasures: GF: What's my biggest flaw?

ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you

GF: No come on, I mean pacifically

ME: We should split up

GF: What’s my biggest flaw?

ME: You haven’t got any, you’re perfect, I love you

GF: No come on, I mean pacifically

ME: We should split up

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