TOP 10 ANIMAL OPPOSITES
GIRL: l’m tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change.
ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*
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“What about this? What about this? And this?”–me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer.
[Shopping for Deodorant]
I’m gonna get the same kind I always do, but I better sniff it first to make sure I still like it.
my ear. is inside out. and the human. is not home to fix it. i have put the household. on alert level. dark grey.
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.
People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder.
“Can I help you?”
Yes I’d like a dragon on my back an-
*starts pooping on a crucifix*
WTF? *checks sign on door*
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