@scrappy_momma: Girl Scout Samoa cookies are my favorite. But they gotta do something about that single serving size box.
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@dougbies: BILLION DOLLAR IDEA A giant cinnamon roll that you sleep in, that becomes warm and edible when it's time to wake up
@cloudybones: Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?
@girlnarly: who else gets a little disappointed when the emergency broadcast test isn't an actual emergency? it’s like, hurry up already aliens