You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun.
[gives date the “just one sec” sign as I answer my phone] Hello? Oh hi The Pope [I do the hand talking thing to suggest how chatty he is]
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I’m sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship
“But that’s not eve-
Please show some respect
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.
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Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10,
then it’s a cat.
When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it’s just called a card
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waiter: what would you like to order, sir?
me: a naked salad, please.
me: you know, no dressing.
When I use chopsticks it looks like I am trying to knit the sushi.