@pleatedjeans

Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence

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@Jarhead44

If you’re not following me and received this tweet, it’s because someone is smarter than you.

@senorwinces

Take a look at trending topics and you’ll realize why they have to write “do not eat” on dry silica packets.

@Brentweets

Don’t have a “Garage sale” if I can’t buy your garage idiot.

@BigBec43

Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?

@markhoppus

I need a keyboard shortcut for “sorry it’s taken me so long to reply to your email…”

@jonnysun

dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color