Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.
God I hate these crossword puzzles
Does anyone know a 3 letter word for “Father”?
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Grandma, stop asking people what they’re supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.
Maybe Jehovah’s Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they’re looking for Heaven’s Door.
You don’t know.
The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
I didn’t think I was high until I realized I was watching bowling
People have ruined this planet and now they’re just like “Tag, you’re it!” to Mars.
One of the kids just asked for family game night like we weren’t already fed up with each other enough as it is
me : * dont let them know how awkward you are *
them : nice weather
me : thanks
crush: i really like music
me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*