@Dustinkcouch: God (inventing humans): hey someone throw a rock at the lizards i have a worse idea
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@jqfonseca: Dear student, When you use a camera to digitise a coursework for submission, please make sure you crop out any bits you don't usually show off in public. Alternatively, please wear pants when taking the photos. Yours, A disturbed lecturer
@bggas400: She's got the face of an angel, a heart of gold, & a body that won't quit. Who cares that she curses like a trucker and drinks like a fish.
@buhsbaby_baby: [before sex] Just so you know.. I can only be on top cause' I'm not gonna take my backpack off