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@gosailthesea: rt if you'd call your friend just to tell them that potatoes came to japan in 1600
@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?
Asking for a friend.
@TheAlexNevil: *first day as zookeeper
(letting animals out) “Go, mingle.”
@junejuly12: When she says she needs more intimacy; she means your feelings, not your colonoscopy report.
@jeremiahtolbert: Slightly obscure nerd jokes are best nerd jokes.