Got a text from my husband this morning saying that this wasn’t working out and he wanted a divorce! Boy was I relieved when he texted back saying that he sent it to the wrong number.

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Tax tip: Even if it’s true, never list your dog as head of household. They’ll roll over under audit.


And occasionally she would come back into his life like a burp from a bad pickled egg eaten at a church social.


Seize the day. Take a nap. Knit a sweater. Rob a bank. Take another nap.


Canadian cattle can now legally
graze on cannabis plants.

The steaks have never been higher.


The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don’t talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, chin wag, natter or chat about Thesaurus Club.



~me, parenting teens


Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like ‘The Shining’ or ‘Silence of the Lambs’


When you said you wanted to show me a stiff one, I had no idea you worked in a morgue.