@mstluvstrinkets: Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention.
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@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@4boding: My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock.
@MichaelTrying: "Michael just bought a popcorn popper. You know what he probably wants to buy next? *Another* popcorn popper." -Amazon suggestions logic
@existentialcoms: "Living well is the best revenge." – someone who has never thrown a jar of spiders onto their enemy's face.