@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
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@outrrracheous: Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card.
@JessiCanadian: Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness.
@: ME: Who's that? FRIEND: It's a mouse ME: I see that. What's his name? FRIEND: He doesn't want anyone to know ME: Ahh, anonymouse.