@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s.
@10kbabyspiders: My wife is at a movie tonight. The house is empty. You know what that means. Bubble bath with all the lights on because I thought I heard a noise.
@Bentono10: So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
@Moi_RaRa: Ok don't judge me, but sometimes I wonder what color does a smurf turn into if I choke it.