@khanyew3st

Guys I just seen this girl crying outside of my local mall. I asked her what’s wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance. When God blesses you, you must bless others. Spread love. ❤️❤️

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Me: My twitter account?
Him: no your bank account!

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Me: thanks God!

@krustythe_klown

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@daplusk

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@sixfootcandy

[guy glaring at me because he wants my parking spot]

*adds 72,000 hours to the meter*