Who’s the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?
Hamsters are, disappointingly, not made of ham
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My kid says “absolutely” in every sentence. She never just “wears pants.” She’s “absolutely wearing pants.” She’s “absolutely eating cereal.” She “absolutely peed on the couch.”
I never understand why do people whisper at funeral’s ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can’t hear you.
Police on bikes arresting someone:
“You’re under arrest. Get in the basket”
Yelp review: Dating
You have to brush your hair and leave the house. Most places won’t let you bring your cat.
Would not recommend.
Hormel Foods made their first batch of spam in 1937
With all the food hoarding going on they are about to make their 2nd batch
BUILDING INSPECTOR: This building is not structurally sound
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well first of all it’s made of paper
ARCHITECT: Yeah construction paper!
Facebook has a link to “Report a Problem” so I wrote “I’m not very close with my father.” Now we wait I guess
Husband: What are you watching?
Me: *names any show* wanna watch?
Husband: Ugh, no thanks.
*plot twist on show*
Husband from other room: OMG WHAT?!?