HARPER LEE: I don’t know what to call my novel

MOCKING BIRD: It’s probably garbage anyway

HARPER LEE [picking up a gun] ok I have one idea

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me: in my heart, i love y-

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[first date with a therapist]
ME: so, tell me about myself


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I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway…

my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I’m having a seizure.