@behindyourback: have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
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@darinlovesbacon: My kid asked me where babies came from and I was like "Dude, ask your Mom. I still can't figure out why Garfield talks and Odie doesn't."
@NewDadNotes: Friend: the weather’s been super muggy lately Weather: [pulls knife] I said shut up and gimme your wallets Me: so muggy
@: [first date with woman who has a kid] HER: i'm a single mom ME: yeah no shit, how many moms did you think i thought you were