@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
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@Parkerlawyer: My teenagers are watching Jaws for the first time and laughing. LAUGHING. When I saw Jaws for the first time I didn’t even go swimming in a pool for 3 years.
@DrakeGatsby: Just watched the first half of Goodfellas, and it’s great. Being in the mob looks super fun, can’t wait to watch the second half where I assume the good times continue to roll.
@karlainvt: Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
@StarWarsProblms: Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem.