@BuckyIsotope: Hello OnStar? Yes I have an emergency. My wife thinks Pikachu is better than Squirtle. I left her at a gas station. Can you go get her?
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@skullmandible: most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
@Love_bug1016: [first date] Him: I love Asian girls Me: [trying to act all Asian] *smiles *starts sweating *attempts to pick up chopsticks *fumbles *chopstick goes flying *stabs him in the eye Him: No, not like that